http://iwillbeatyou.blogdrive.com/ No YOU are! Fri, 15 Sep 2006 08:00:00 PDT http://www.blogdrive.com Copyright 2006. Entertainment Friends Writing http://iwillbeatyou.blogdrive.com/archive/50.html Mon, 19 Jul 2004 04:47:10 GMT I'm a victim of road rage! my brother and i were raged at! but it was kind of fun, i have to admit. here's how it went down. We were in the car (a little white barina) driving home from uni at about lunch time. we were driving along the bypass. the speed limit is 90 km/h. we were doing 110-115 km/h, so we were speeding. we're naughty, i know. anyway, all of a sudden we hear this beeping coming from behind us. it's a lunatic in a blue daewoo. he wants us to speed up. he can't overtake us because there are cars next to ours in the other lane. anyway, Luke doesn't speed up, because... (more) http://iwillbeatyou.blogdrive.com/comments?id=50 http://iwillbeatyou.blogdrive.com/archive/49.html Tue, 13 Jul 2004 07:02:37 GMT Alright, alright. i know i've been neglecting my sacred blogging duties, and i appologise. there are multiple reasons for this, all of which can be summarised by the following statement: I'm lazy. i am lazy with a capital 'z'. so i'm laZy. i'm not ashamed of my laziness, and i will not hide it. i choose, instead to embrace it, and share my gift with the world. i was even thinking about starting some sort of lazy people support group where all us lazy people could get together and affirm our laziness. couldn't be bothered though. before i go any further, i have to send a shout out to... (more) http://iwillbeatyou.blogdrive.com/comments?id=49 http://iwillbeatyou.blogdrive.com/archive/48.html Thu, 17 Jun 2004 10:33:15 GMT Well, i am officially on holidays! for the next month i am a free agent! this means that all of you who keep having a go at me for missing group things can just stop. I'm kidding of course. i'm not going to rub salt into that particular wound quite so soon. anyway, i'm ready to enter the world of the living again. My sister's off at touch football camp thingy, so the house is peaceful. there have been multiple dramas over her and 'the boyfriend' (cue the ominous music). all of these dramas have arisen over the fact that the two of them spent most of the evening last sunday lying on the... (more) http://iwillbeatyou.blogdrive.com/comments?id=48 http://iwillbeatyou.blogdrive.com/archive/45.html Thu, 10 Jun 2004 06:59:34 GMT My name's Elise, and i'm a very, very stupid girl. i won't say why. i'll just leave it at that. it's just a realisation i've had, and extremely amused by it, so i thought i'd just record this momentous occasion. i have nothing to report, so in tradition of Terry's recent venture into poetry, i might compose a few line's of my own. i call it: The Saga Of Elise's Cravings There once was a girl called Elise, Who really wanted some nutella But alas! There was no nutella in the pantry; So Elise was forced to compromise, And she ate a mandarine in stead Because that... (more) http://iwillbeatyou.blogdrive.com/comments?id=45 http://iwillbeatyou.blogdrive.com/archive/44.html Thu, 03 Jun 2004 10:18:39 GMT Man, this green background is making my brain hurt. i gotta get around to changing it one of these days. i find it induces rage in me. i just come to this site, see the green, and get the urge to rip someone limb from limb. hmm. weird. So i haven't seen the gang lately. kinda bummed about this, actually. i know there was that thing at Marks on Saturday, but i didn't find out about it until about 5 minutes before i left to go see 'the taming of the shrew' (thanks to my brother's crappy message-taking skills). i did briefly consider going to mark's afterwards, but seeing as i had to get... (more) http://iwillbeatyou.blogdrive.com/comments?id=44 http://iwillbeatyou.blogdrive.com/archive/43.html Tue, 01 Jun 2004 11:06:38 GMT Hi Kids. i was chased by an environmental dude at uni today. he was creepy. he was standing on a corner, selling greenie newspapers, and he asked me if i wanted one. i asked him if they were free. he said no. i said "well then, no. bye!". he started to follow me. i swear, he followed me all the way from the bridge to the front of the mcmullan building. i was kind of freaked. turned out that he was just moving to a different spot, but how was i supposed to know that? my mother decided to ponder about my future again tonight. this time it was focussed on what age i was going to... (more) http://iwillbeatyou.blogdrive.com/comments?id=43 http://iwillbeatyou.blogdrive.com/archive/42.html Fri, 28 May 2004 08:34:14 GMT I'm going to see 'Shrew' tomorrow! i'm so pumped about it! wooooooooooo! my gran bought me a jacket today! it's really nice! woooooooooooo! i also bought luke's birthday prezzie today! it's useless, but funky! wooooooooooo! i just drank a 1.5 litre coke in 20 minutes. wooooooooo! caffeine high! and now i'm bored. it's friday night, and i have nothing to do. again. i shall sit and stare at the computer screen until midnight. my sister let her friends cut her hair today. she's in trouble. i haven't seen it yet, but i'm hoping they've turned her into a... (more) http://iwillbeatyou.blogdrive.com/comments?id=42 http://iwillbeatyou.blogdrive.com/archive/41.html Mon, 24 May 2004 10:36:09 GMT I had an awesome day today! it was honestly the best fun i've had in ages, even though i had to spend something like 9 hours at uni. anyway, after going to my first class (medieval history), i spotted kate heading into the information common, so i chased her in there. it was all very stalkery. so i hung around while she was using the computer. then i spotted Lukey across the other side of the room, and so i went and bugged him for a while. it was exciting. then we headed over to the cafeteria, and i sat there with them. for something like 5 1/2 hours. the fact that i completely... (more) http://iwillbeatyou.blogdrive.com/comments?id=41 http://iwillbeatyou.blogdrive.com/archive/40.html Thu, 20 May 2004 08:34:59 GMT good evening shoppers. it's thursday, and with thursday comes thursday night shopping. of which i take no part in. partly because i'm broke, and partly because the swarms of skanky teens standing around sticking their chests out at the boys who are doing their best to act like they're all bad-arse gangstas all shit me to tears. my sister's going though, with her 4 little skanky friends. which means they're all coming here beforehand for dinner. which means i'll have to interact with them. it's either speak to them or miss dinner, and nobody is getting between me and the food.... (more) http://iwillbeatyou.blogdrive.com/comments?id=40 http://iwillbeatyou.blogdrive.com/archive/39.html Sun, 16 May 2004 12:44:01 GMT today is sunday. the day of sun. and homework. i had to prepare a lesson for my peer teach. i'm going to teach them all about sarcasm, irony and satire and things like that. it's going to be quite a show. i also bought the new alanis morissette album today. i am already in love iwth it, but i guess listening to a cd 5 times in an afternoon will do that. got thrashed in netball again yesterday. it's alright though. it's the best fun ever, so it doesn't really matter. i took a tumble for the first time in 3 weeks though, and got a pretty big graze on my calf. meh. stings... (more) http://iwillbeatyou.blogdrive.com/comments?id=39